Whatever I Want

hybridartist:

I was just editing my History essay about the Spanish-America war and realised that there is an entire paragraph where I used ‘Alfred and Antonio’ instead of ‘America and Spain’. The paragraph in question looks more like a fan fiction than an essay. 

improbablenormality:

this-is-alpacalypse:

coolscar:

its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run

it’s the thrill of the fight. it’s the thrill of the adrenaline. it’s the thrill of the tiger chasing me. dear god this is thrilling

risin up to the challenge of our rival the tiger it’s going to eat me i’m going to die how challenging

qu4ke:

I am so sexually frustrated it hURTS

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

those-deadly-roses:

ouch-h-h-h:

fuck this is so sad

I cried at this gifset it’s just so fucking saf

(Source: iliveinthetwelfthhouse)

ianbrooks:

7 Deadly Sins Wine Glasses by Kacper Hamilton

Available for purchase at gnr8. Celebrate the sinful life with sweet, glorious libations. Hey, I dont recall getting shit-faced ever being a sin.

(via: reddit)

ianbrooks:

7 Deadly Sins Wine Glasses by Kacper Hamilton

Available for purchase at gnr8. Celebrate the sinful life with sweet, glorious libations. Hey, I dont recall getting shit-faced ever being a sin.

(via: reddit)

aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

condommodel:

stop being cute you live far away

(Source: wandaventham)

roselastrider:

maybe the reason wasps are so angry is because nobody wants to be their friend. they build a tough and angry outside but on the inside they are just lonely creatures who are looking for someone to call their companion through their little wasp life

I hope that’s not the case so I don’t feel bad killing them