My name is Jacob, and this is just a collection of a little of everything.

 

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

(Source: deldeaux)

sexhaver:

u-ok:

how to crush a can of dr. pepper with slats of wood

this video makes me angrier than anything else my eye is literally twitching right now

theadventuresofholmesandwatson:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

all I see is Hermione and Ron

hi:

it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

sorry:

I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

(Source: sorry)

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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